||[Jan. 25th, 2005|10:57 am]
heat lightning and unmade beds
i printed out my ministers credentials again and am now dedicated to starting a church. the holy trinity of this church shall be as follows;|
and the sacred combination of the three shalt be our mass.
who wants in?
addendum - with the aid of a fellow minister the first of our holy days has been established. the beginning of the celebration in honor of saint lebowitz shall fall upon july 1st. on this day kites shall be purchased (cheaply) along with fireworks (in tijuana) and large quantities of beer. for 4 days following this date, all of these sacraments may be enjoyed. however, they may not be enjoyed the three together. not until july 5th shalt all the holy sacraments be combined in the joyous celebration of life, death, rebirth, beer, eternity, rapture, poetry, baths in the afternoon, coffee, garden gnomes, serenity, warmth, blue skies, slow enamored gazes, polaroids, curious george, dancing, autumn, startled smiles and bay windows.